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To understand white history, we must first realize an important fact about white people: they are very lazy. For example, 99% of white survival hinges on eating food inside buildings. Sometimes whites eat food outside, but these are called “picnics,” and picnics are always surrounded by extended time spent inside buildings both before and after….
4-9-2014 3:50am EST (Reuters) WASHINGTON DC – Congress has just announced the results of an unscheduled secret session, the unanimous passage of HR3295/SB229, commonly known as the “Babies and Kittens Act,” effective immediately, which requires all Americans to undergo dialysis twice a month, to “clean out all terroristic tendencies and to foster greater patriotism and national…
Listen to the author read this entire article out loud (9:05) February 27, 2012 So, Facebook reads your text messages, according to the the London Sunday Times in a subscribers-only article, referenced all over the blogosphere today (Fox News, Tech Crunch, and many others). If you have the Facebook mobile app, then that same mobile app, without asking…
October 3, 2011 WASHINGTON DC – In a bipartisan effort to reverse the nation’s chronic unemployment problem, lawmakers in Washington today announced a plan to add 500,000 jobs to the economy by 2012. “Technology has killed more American jobs than any other factor, including all combined outsourcing losses. It’s time we take a stand against…
September 21, 2011 MOGADISHU – Pirates active in the East Africa region have been reportedly pumping food out of the stomachs of starving famine victims and then selling the product at local markets. Famine victims are routinely given food by aid distributors in refugee camps, and journalists from the west will often even photograph the…